No Budget Films
Extreme Environmentalist
"Long live the Earth!"
Carl the Weirdo
Fact File
Species: Human
Size: 5.9 feet tall
Weapons: Bombs
Weaknesses: Thinks that deadly monsters are his friends
Favorite hobbies: Preaching about environmentalism and plotting against the human race
Special skills: Hacking
Pet peeves: Non-vegans
Description
A crazed, extreme animal rights activist, Carl has made it his mission to end the injustice dealt by the secret bioweapon organization. A hippie gone wrong, you can tell he's got a few screws loose based on his weird hat, strange glasses, and edgy t-shirt. Apparently he has connections that allow him to possess a bomb, and may also have skill in computer hacking. He's spent countless hours "digging real deep" to expose the bioweapon organization. To achieve his goal, he plans to blow up their base.
He bravely but stupidly charges in to end the organization's business for good, meeting his doom when a Spinosaurus—one of the bioweapons—sneaks up on him and grabs him as a quick snack.
Trivia
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I used to wear that hat to school every day.
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Carl's bomb is actually a modified magic 8 ball.
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Carl's scream can be downloaded from Freesound.org. Its title is "Weirdo Scream.wav".